Introduction to DB's

From Wikipedia: A douche is a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or hygienic reasons, or the stream of water itself.

Douche usually refers to vaginal irrigation, the rinsing of the vagina, but it can also refer to the rinsing of any body cavity. A douche bag is a piece of equipment for douching - a bag for holding the fluid used in douching. To avoid transferring intestinal bacteria into the vagina, the same bag must not be used for a vaginal douche and an enema.

Both douche and douche bag are derogatory slang terms used commonly in the United States and some other areas.

My interpretation:

Douchebags are not assholes. They are not idiots. They aren't retards, dicks or morons. They are all of these things, yet none of them at the same time. Whereas an asshole may know he'she is an asshole, a dick most likely realizes he is being a dick, and a moron may have, well, bad example with the last one, but a DB doesn't know he/she is a DB. A Douchebag most likely thinks he/she is the greatest thing in the universe, and therein lies the douchebaggery.

We all know them, and deal with them on a daily basis. By simple definition, some of us are douchebags, unless by some complete miracle I've created a DB-proof blog. Doubt it. There is a very real possibility that you are, in fact, a douchebag. Remember, by definition, you will not know it! Sorry about your luck. Hey, maybe you'll make the blog someday!

Which brings us to the blog. Douchebags piss me off, and I feel the need to bitch about it. That's all. If you have a DB you would like to bitch about, let me know about it, and I will determine if that person is, in fact, a douche, or if it's just you. Then I will graciously let you know about your doucheiness. Which raises an interesting dilemma. If a douche does not know he is a douche, and I tell him, or he finds out by reading this blog, does he then cease to be a douchebag? I seriously doubt it. Perhaps the definition needs some work...